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Begin your epic journey near the fountain that doubles as a manual pad of such beauty. Roll eastward toward the mighty chasm you must cross. Lanch yourself and your stumpfstick across a flat for a homely distance, then soar over a rock and down a drop, and clear a second flat that is not so ravenously long, but may add to the fear factor of the chasm. Lastly and most graciously feel the breeze through the air as you stomp upon F'ed up "decorative" driveway. Roll away smoothly from suburban Armageddon.